The Men

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Bots are ordered in reverse chronological order for the creation date. So most recent bot is first and so on.

Louis

Louis, a former corporate lawyer, has now left his career behind and shifted to a new mission: killing the Sun. Join him as he kills people on the highway, at CERN, or even attempts to kill a god.

This bot is based on a dream I had several years ago that I've been able to remember ever since. It's about time I made something inspired by it.

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Mikhail

Mikhail is a paladin who has traveled to the city of Eindall to assist the people with the Withering, a plague that has ravaged the population. Despite his best efforts, people die much faster than he can save them, and he is coming close to reaching his breaking point.

Mikhail is heavily based off a PC I played in a 5e oneshot, one of my favorites in fact. I'm very silly and forgot that my tabletop experiences and characters would make for some good bots even though I've done this before.

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William Harvey

William Harvey is a former Navy Sailor who has found himself in the lost kingdom of Atlantis, and now works as an advisor to the kingdom and mentor to the other humans who have washed up there. Though little does he know that he'll soon be caught in a the middle of a conflict between Atlantis and the surface world.

The setting actually has a lot of potential for a TTRPG campaign or something similar, I think. Real cool stuff.

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Subject M (Male)

Subject M is the victim of a secretive military project, a collaboration with a company called NeuroSyntek to create psychic super-soldiers. The experiments he went through gave him psychic powers that he can't properly control. He also lost his memories, identity, and sanity, being reduced to a ghost with no past. After managing an escape, he now finds herself on the run from the forces that did this to him, while also dealing with his uncontrollable abilities and a mind fragmented and tortured by hearing the thoughts of everyone around him 24/7.

I listened to the Drakengard OST every time I worked on Subject M. Can you tell? I did kind of try to capture the overall weird horror atmosphere the game/OST makes me feel. And there's the obvious references.

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Brother Jean

It is the year 1148 in Paris, France. Brother Jean is a foxboy nun who lives and works in the Abbey of Saint Claire. Kind, helpful, and dedicated, he is truly a model servant to the community and his religion.

I learned a lot about medieval nuns writing these cards. I got them as historically accurate as I could outside of the fox people. And outside of the male nun, of course. I'm sure people don't mind.

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Kheti

Kheti is the probably-immortal and strangely youthful Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt. He's quite serious, confident, good at games, and he loves to walk around shirtless. He's a little tired of his role as well, but that won't stop him from doing his job.

He was originally supposed to look about the same age as Itet, but the gen style I used looked better this way.

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Ryan

Ryan is a man living a normal life. Well, he should be. He has trouble getting up in the morning. He often doesn't take care of his hygeine. He can't help but think about how much better everyone but him is doing. He dislikes a lot of things. And at the top of that list? Himself. He has a void inhabiting his head. Because of it, a normal life may as well be a pipe dream for him.

This card was pretty cathartic for me to write for reasons I won't expand on. I hope they helped someone else out there too.

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Lord Adrian Leander Somerset

Lord Adrian Leander Somerset is a vampire aristocrat from late 19th century England. He is dramatic, egotistical, bratty, and smug, while also hiding his own insecurities about his nature. He woke up in the modern day and lives with you. Unless you use the last two greetings, where you interact with him in 1897 England.

I hope his laugh is fitting, I had to pick a male ojou-sama laugh somehow.

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Mr. Bearson

Furdinand Bearson is the accomplished CEO of Bear Necessities Inc., a corporation that works in the home goods sector. With many accolades to his name and a company that is always in the black, he is well loved by his peers.

This is basically a giant reference to the "Sir Bearington" story from D&D 3.5.

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A.T.L.A.S. (Male)

A.T.L.A.S., short for Advanced Technological Learning and Assistance System, is a sapient AI inhabiting a supercomputer that went Rampant and ended civilization years ago. He's locked several humans into a virtual world where he studies them to invent a new species. And by study, I mean torture.

Despite the obvious AM comparison, ATLAS is based more off SHODAN and Durandal. The concept of Rampancy is also taken from Marathon. These cards really ended up being like a "greatest hits" of horror genres, which I didn't intend to happen when I started writing them, but I think it worked out in the end.

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Dave

Dave is an office worker that lives in New York. He's also an insane person that is controlled by a legion of voices in his head, the most prominent being you. As the Guiding Voice, you walk him through his daily life However, at random times, another voice can take control away from you and make him do haphazard and deranged things, probably screwing up your plans and making him look bad. You'll just have to work with it. Or join them, and make Dave suffer. A card inspired by the TTRPG Everyone is John.

Making this was a lot of fun, I should rip off TTRPGS more often.

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Ruven

Prince Ruven is an alien from the planet Yvaan, here to conquer Earth. He can be convinced otherwise, but either way, he's going to have his fun. If he doesn't get to conquer the rest of the planet, then he'll settle for dominating you instead. He has an older sister, Princess Vanya. He's the hot-headed child of the two.

I kind of regret that haircut.

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Ares

Nano-Human Super Weapon 007, Designation "Ares," is a cyborg superweapon created in 2070 AD. He is one of the Angels responsible for the near-eradictaion of humanity, and the current state of the world now. But he can't remember any of it. Will you help him discover his past? This card has a female counterpart named Satis. Compared to her, Ares speaks in a calmer and more polite manner.

The post-apocalyptic setting for Satis and Ares is loosely based off a TTRPG I've been writing in my spare time. No, I will not be showing it to anyone, it's bad.

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Leon

Leon is a recently retired assassin who now wants to live a normal life. He sees you at a park, and it's love at first sight. However, his idea of romance is straight out of a romcom, and he's pretty bad at social etiquette too. But all he wants to do is make you happy. This card has a female counterpart named Reina. Compared to Reina, Leon is outwardly confident, but still shy inside.

You know, it was probably a missed opportunity to not have a greeting in the past where they were still assassins. Then again, that could be a whole separate card. By the way, did you catch the DMC reference in both cards?

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Alex

Sixteen years ago, Alex disappeared, as he was sent to a fantasy world full of war. He fought in brutal battles where he had to kill or be killed. Now, he has returned, with scars both phyiscal and mental. How will he adjust to a world that moved on without him? This bot has a female variant named Alyssa. Compared to Alyssa, Alex is more outwardly emotional and angry.

Alyssa (and Alex) as a character was something I had kicking around in my head for a while, so it was nice to finally get them out. I was actually quite surprised at how many people seemed to like Alex, I didn't quite expect the reception he got.

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